Yesterday was my birthday. My nephew picked out the party theme. He calls me princess. He also got me a my little pony doll.
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Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
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I had this book in class last year and my cute History teacher said “Wow I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but that looks like an amazing book.”
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Comedy Bang! Bang!: Titans Of Comedy
It’s an all star studded show as Anthony Jeselnik, Eugene Mirman, and Nathan Fielder aka the Titans of Comedy stop by for a larger than life episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! They talk about Anthony’s new show The Jeselnik Offensive, Nathan’s new show Nathan For You, and offending people on Twitter. Then get ready to smirk & smile as we are joined by Queens barber Jazz Jazz as he tells us about his road trips, his new business idea, and plays a game of Would You Rather?
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